空难的朋友圈句子图片搞笑

1.
"I'd
rather
take
a
boat
than
fly
after
watching
this. "】

2.
"R. I. P.
to
the
passengers
who
had
the
misfortune
of
flying
with
my
ex. "】

3.
"Looks
like
even
the
plane
couldn't
handle
my
friend's
weight. "】

4.
"Heard
the
pilot's
last
words
were
'I
shouldn't
have
had
that
third
cup
of
coffee'. "】

5.
"Bet
the
flight
attendant
wishes
they'd
chosen
a
different
career
right
about
now. "】

6.
"Why
does
God
need
a
pilot's
license
anyway?"】

7.
"When
you're
afraid
of
flying
but
your
friends
insist
on
a
girls
trip. "】

8.
"Next
time
I'm
going
to
just
roll
myself
up
in
bubble
wrap
before
boarding
a
plane. "】

9.
"Nope,
not
even
the
'fasten
seatbelt'
sign
can
save
you
now. "】

10.
"Anyone
else
feel
like
they're
in
Final
Destination
while
watching
this?"】

11.
"Please
note:
vomiting
on
your
fellow
passengers
is
strictly
prohibited. "】

1
2.
"Well,
there
goes
my
dream
of
being
a
pilot. "】

1
3.
"Instead
of
peanuts,
can
we
get
a
parachute
please?"】

1
4.
"Looks
like
turbulence
was
just
an
understatement
in
this
case. "】

1
5.
"I
always
knew
the
emergency
exit
rows
were
a
death
trap. "】

1
6.
"Can
someone
tell
us
what
exactly
was
in
that
airplane
meal?
Asking
for
a
friend. "】

1
7.
"Woohoo,
first
class
seating. . .
said
no
one
on
this
flight
ever. "】

1
8.
"When
the
air
traffic
controller
needs
an
air
traffic
controller. "】

1
9.
"Why
do
I
feel
like
the
passengers
are
trying
to
fly
while
the
plane
is
trying
to
land?"】

20.
"Just
when
I
thought
2020
couldn't
get
any
worse. . .
here
we
go. "】

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