迟到发朋友圈的幽默句子(火车迟到了怎么发朋友圈)

1.
"I'm
fashionably
late,
as
always. "
【笑死人】

2.
"Better
late
than
never,
right?"
【节奏轻快】

3.
"Sorry
I'm
late,
procrastination
got
the
best
of
me. "
【自嘲】

4.
"I'm
not
late,
I'm
just
on
island
time. "
【半开玩笑】

5.
"I'm
here,
I'm
just
on
'China
Time'. "
【跨文化】

6.
"My
lateness
is
just
me
showing
off
my
time
management
skills. "
【讽刺】

7.
"Sorry
for
the
delay,
I
was
caught
in
traffic. . . of
Netflix. "
【自嘲】

8.
"I'm
sorry
I'm
late,
I
got
lost
in
my
thoughts. . . and
it's
a
scary
place. "
【玩笑】

9.
"I
hope
my
tardiness
gave
you
all
a
chance
to
bond
over
mutual
frustration. "
【魔幻】

10.
"I'm
not
late,
I'm
just
making
a
grand
entrance. "
【自信】

11.
"Sorry
I'm
late,
I
was
busy
being
fabulous. "
【戏谑】

1
2.
"My
watch
must
be
broken,
it's
clearly
running
on
'Slow
Time'. "
【搞笑】

1
3.
"I
can't
help
it,
I'm
just
fashionably
late. "
【调侃】

1
4.
"I'm
not
late,
I'm
just
making
an
entrance
for
the
history
books. "
【煽情】

1
5.
"Sorry
for
being
late,
I
was
just
busy
creating
a
better
excuse. "
【自嘲】

1
6.
"I
promise,
the
wait
was
worth
it. "
【充满自信】

1
7.
"I'm
sorry
for
the
delay,
I
had
to
stop
and
smell
the
roses. . . and
then
take
a
selfie
with
them. "
【幽默】

1
8.
"I
may
have
been
late,
but
at
least
I
arrived
in
style. "
【夸张】

1
9.
"The
party
can't
start
without
me,
right?"
【玩笑】

20.
"Sorry
I'm
late,
I'm
just
making
an
entrance
that
screams
'I'm
worth
the
wait'. "
【玩笑自信相结合】

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