老公懒惰发朋友圈的句子(懒惰怎么发朋友圈)

1.
"Another
lazy
day,
another
excuse
to
not
post
on
social
media. "
【懒惰逼着我不发朋友圈】

2.
"I
could
write
about
my
day,
but
the
couch
is
calling
my
name. "
【沙发比我重要，发朋友圈换啥】

3.
"I
swear
I'll
post
tomorrow,
or
the
day
after,
or
maybe
next
week. "
【这次真的会发，说不定下周吧】

4.
"Who
needs
social
media
anyway?
I've
got
Netflix
and
snacks. "
【不发朋友圈难道就没法过生活了】

5.
"Maybe
I'll
just
post
a
picture
of
my
cat.
People
love
cat
pictures,
right?"
【猫猫可以替代人类社交吗】

6.
"I
don't
want
to
seem
like
I'm
bragging
about
my
life.
Humility
is
key. "
【谦虚没错，但你的好朋友们会更高兴你愿意分享生活】

7.
"I'm
running
out
of
clever
captions
to
go
with
my
selfies. "
【我没有那么多创意发朋友圈】

8.
"It's
never
too
late
to
post
a
throwback
Thursday
picture,
right?"
【周五的小确幸——Throwback
Thursday】

9.
"What's
the
point
of
social
media
if
it
just
adds
more
pressure
to
our
lives?"
【看我一点压力都没有，唯一难过的就是……我社交能力太low】

10.
"I'm
just
not
photogenic
enough
to
post
pictures
of
myself
constantly. "
【我太丑了，让我先丑丑再更新吧】

11.
"I
could
post
about
how
much
I
love
my
spouse,
but
they
already
know
that. "
【我口胡惯了，重庆人以为我爱他们】

1
2.
"I'm
not
one
of
those
people
who
posts
every
meal
they
eat. "
【我压根没吃饭去发，只是懒惰在作怪】

1
3.
"Maybe
I'll
post
a
controversial
opinion
and
see
what
happens. "
【我总是陷入二选一的尴尬选择】

1
4.
"I
don't
want
to
offend
anyone
with
my
posts. "
【不管怎么说，我的发言肯定少得开心】

1
5.
"I'm
too
busy
living
my
life
to
worry
about
posting
about
it. "
【来不及发朋友圈也说明我享受人生】

1
6.
"I
don't
want
to
seem
like
I'm
trying
too
hard
to
impress
people. "
【其实是我自卑了，发了也不怎么吸引用户】

1
7.
"What
if
nobody
likes
my
post?
That
would
be
so
embarrassing. "
【如果没有人在意我的发言呢】

1
8.
"I
don't
have
anything
interesting
to
post
about. "
【闲聊当然没有，不过我能变手残在朋友圈里发出嬉笑怒骂的句子】

1
9.
"Let's
face
it,
social
media
can
be
exhausting. "
【说白了，发朋友圈也是变身挑战】

20.
"I'll
just
wait
until
there's
something
really
exciting
to
share. "
【如果要更新什么，我也需要“吸口氧”才行】

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