爱情宣言好笑的句子英文(爱情宣言古诗句)

1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart:
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "】

2.
"If
love
is
blind,
then
why
is
lingerie
so
popular?"】

3.
"I'm
on
a
whiskey
diet.
I've
lost
three
days
of
love
already. "】

4.
"Love
is
a
rollercoaster
ride
-
and
I'm
definitely
queasy. "】

5.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
Rubik's
Cube
-
it's
always
a
colorful
mess. "】

6.
"They
say
love
is
a
battlefield,
but
I
feel
more
like
a
casualty. "】

7.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
sitcom. . .
canceled
after
one
episode. "】

8.
"If
love
is
a
crime,
then
my
dating
history
is
a
criminal
record. "】

9.
"Love
is
like
a
buffet
–
I
always
fill
my
plate,
but
end
up
feeling
unsatisfied. "】

10.
"I
tried
to
join
a
dating
app,
but
all
I
got
were
restraining
orders. "】

11.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
Comedy
Central
roast
-
everyone
takes
a
turn
mocking
me. "】

1
2.
"Love
is
like
a
game
where
the
referee
constantly
makes
bad
calls. "】

1
3.
"My
dating
skills
are
so
bad,
even
Netflix
won't
recommend
me
a
match. "】

1
4.
"I'm
single
by
choice.
Just
not
my
choice. "】

1
5.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
Pinterest
project
-
full
of
good
intentions,
but
always
ends
in
a
mess. "】

1
6.
"Love
is
like
a
bad
magic
trick
-
now
you
see
it,
now
you
don't!"】

1
7.
"I
have
a
black
belt
in
love,
but
my
dating
skills
are
still
at
the
white
belt
level. "】

1
8.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
comedy
sketch
-
entertaining
for
others,
but
completely
embarrassing
for
me. "】

1
9.
"Love
is
like
a
mosquito
bite
-
it
starts
as
a
minor
annoyance
and
ends
up
driving
you
crazy. "】

20.
"I
was
once
called
a
heartbreaker,
but
my
real
talent
is
breaking
my
own
heart. "】

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