语录伤感搞笑短句霸气英文(伤感语录关于失落心情短句)

1.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【Sassy】

2.
"I
have
a
personality
you
can't
handle. "
【Sassy】

3.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition. "
【Sassy】

4.
"I
don't
always
have
a
sarcastic
comment,
sometimes
I
just
roll
my
eyes. "
【Sassy】

5.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
fun
size. "
【Sassy】

6.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy. "
【Funny】

7.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
Netflix
queue. "
【Funny】

8.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion. "
【Sassy】

9.
"I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
practicing
my
selective
hearing
abilities. "
【Funny】

10.
"I
don't
always
have
a
witty
comeback,
sometimes
I
just
have
to
settle
for
eye-rolling. "
【Sassy】

11.
"I'm
not
sleeping
in,
I'm
just
practicing
my
hibernation
skills. "
【Funny】

1
2.
"I'm
not
bossy,
I
just
know
what
you
should
be
doing. "
【Sassy】

1
3.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
an
all-day
nap
enthusiast. "
【Funny】

1
4.
"I'm
not
anti-social,
I'm
just
selectively
social. "
【Sassy】

1
5.
"I'm
not
indecisive,
I
just
like
to
weigh
all
my
options
carefully. . . for
hours. "
【Funny】

1
6.
"I'm
not
a
quitter,
I'm
just
strategically
withdrawing
my
participation. "
【Sassy】

1
7.
"I'm
not
a
control
freak,
I
just
like
things
done
my
way. "
【Sassy】

1
8.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
give-me-coffee-and-nobody-gets-hurt
person. "
【Funny】

1
9.
"I'm
not
emotionally
unavailable,
I'm
just
selectively
vulnerable. "
【Sassy】

20.
"I'm
not
heartless,
I'm
just
practicing
my
poker
face. "
【Sassy】

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