解说文案伤感英文语录搞笑(高端伤感文案短句英文)

1.
"I
tried
to
make
a
joke
about
unemployment,
but
it
never
worked
out. . . 【笑】
"
2.
"Sometimes
I
wish
I
could
turn
back
time,
just
so
I
could
avoid
that
embarrassing
moment. . . 【伤】
"
3.
"I
don't
trust
stairs,
they're
always
up
to
something. . . 【搞笑】
"
4.
"I'm
like
a
bird,
except
instead
of
flying,
I
just
eat
a
lot
of
seeds. . . 【笑】
"
5.
"There's
nothing
more
depressing
than
seeing
your
ex
happy
with
someone
else. . . 【伤】
"
6.
"I
don't
always
procrastinate,
but
when
I
do,
I'll
get
back
to
you
later. . . 【搞笑】
"
7.
"Have
you
ever
noticed
how
'Monday'
and
'miserable'
both
start
with
the
same
letter?
Coincidence?
I
think
not. . . 【笑】
"
8.
"I
hate
it
when
people
call
me
'dude',
I'm
not
a
cow. . . 【搞笑】
"
9.
"Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get. . .
unless
you
read
the
label. . . 【笑】
"
10.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy. . . 【搞笑】
"
11.
"I
wish
I
could
unsend
messages
like
I
can
unsend
emails. . . 【伤】
"
1
2.
"Don't
worry,
everything
happens
for
a
reason. . .
unless
it's
a
spelling
mistake. . . 【笑】
"
1
3.
"The
best
things
in
life
are
free. . .
unless
you're
trying
to
win
the
lottery. . . 【搞笑】
"
1
4.
"The
worst
part
about
a
breakup?
Losing
your
favorite
hoodie. . . 【伤】
"
1
5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
love
of
being
right. . . 【搞笑】
"
1
6.
"I
hate
it
when
people
don't
understand
my
sarcasm. . .
Not
really,
I
love
it. . . 【笑】
"
1
7.
"Sometimes
I
wonder
if
I'm
actually
an
adult
or
just
pretending. . . 【伤】
"
1
8.
"I
never
make
the
same
mistake
twice. . .
I
make
it
at
least
three
times,
just
to
be
sure. . . 【搞笑】
"
1
9.
"Expectations
were
low,
and
yet
I'm
still
disappointed. . . 【伤】
"
20.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
being
stuck
in
traffic
is
being
stuck
in
someone
else's
bad
music
choices. . . 【搞笑】
"

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