爱情英语片段搞笑句子(爱情睡醒了搞笑片段)

1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "
【LOL】

2.
"I
don't
need
a
boyfriend,
I
need
a
wifi
password. "
【Relatable】

3.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Batman,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
Batman
in
the
same
room?"
【Nerd
Humor】

4.
"If
love
is
blind,
then
why
do
lovers
gaze
into
each
other's
eyes?"
【Philosophical】

5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【Sassy】

6.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
energy-efficient. "
【Excuse
Maker】

7.
"I
have
a
memory
like
an
elephant,
but
it's
more
selective. "
【Selective
Memory】

8.
"There's
a
fine
line
between
cuddling
and
holding
someone
down
so
they
can't
get
away. "
【Creepy
yet
Funny】

9.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "
【Short
Jokes】

10.
"Why
fall
in
love
when
you
can
fall
asleep?"
【Sleep
Lover】

11.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion. "
【Passionate】

1
2.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person. "
【Cravings】

1
3.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition. "
【Unique
Personality】

1
4.
"I
don't
have
a
problem
with
caffeine,
I
have
a
problem
without
it. "
【Coffee
Addict】

1
5.
"I'm
not
single,
I'm
just
in
a
long-distance
relationship
with
myself. "
【Self-Love】

1
6.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
to-do
list. "
【Productivity
Jokes】

1
7.
"I'm
not
great
at
the
advice,
can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?"
【Sarcasm】

1
8.
"I'm
not
judging,
I'm
just
assessing
your
life
choices. "
【Judgmental
yet
Funny】

1
9.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
easy
to
see. "
【Self-Deprecating】

20.
"I
don't
have
a
bad
handwriting,
I
just
use
my
own
font. "
【Handwriting
Jokes】

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