笑话的英文句子温柔

1.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!】

2.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. 】

3.
Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field!】

4.
Why
did
the
bicycle
fall
over?
Because
it
was
two
tired!】

5.
I'm
reading
a
book
on
the
history
of
glue.
I
just
can't
seem
to
put
it
down. 】

6.
Why
do
seagulls
fly
over
the
sea?
Because
if
they
flew
over
the
bay,
they'd
be
bagels!】

7.
What
do
you
call
a
can
opener
that
doesn't
work?
A
can't
opener!】

8.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything!】

9.
I
used
to
have
a
job
at
a
calendar
factory,
but
I
got
fired
for
taking
a
day
off. 】

10.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!】

11.
Why
don't
skeletons
fight
each
other?
They
don't
have
the
guts. 】

1
2.
What
kind
of
music
do
planets
like?
Neptunes!】

1
3.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. 】

1
4.
Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
It
was
feeling
crumbly. 】

1
5.
My
dog
used
to
chase
people
on
a
bike
a
lot.
It
got
so
bad
I
had
to
take
his
bike
away. 】

1
6.
What
do
you
call
a
snowman
with
a
six-pack?
An
abdominal
snowman. 】

1
7.
Why
did
the
belt
go
to
jail?
It
held
up
a
pair
of
pants. 】

1
8.
I'm
on
a
whiskey
diet.
I've
lost
three
days
already. 】

1
9.
Why
did
the
grape
stop
in
the
middle
of
the
road?
Because
he
ran
out
of
juice!】

20.
I
have
a
photographic
memory
but
I
always
forget
to
take
the
lens
cap
off. 】

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